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FREE ZOMBIE SCAN…

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I wrote this script and ssh-ed in to the Mrs. kubuntu box and stuck it in /usr/local/bin,
and made an icon on her desktop (using the gv icon of a ghost):

#!/bin/bash

######
# Free zombie scan…

zenity –question –title “FREE Z0MB13 SCAN” –text “Your computer may be infected by z0mb13s!!!\n\nZ0mb13s can harm you computer, eat your files, and consume precious system resources!!\nThey might even come out and eat your brains.\nWould you like to scan your computer for zombies now?”

if [ $? = 0 ];
then

echo -e “BINARY MESSAGE FROM Z0MB13S: \n01000001 01100001 01110010 01110010 01110010 01100111 01100111 01100111 01101000 01101000 01101000 00100001 00100000 00100000 01000010 01110010 01000001 01101001 01101110 01111010 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 01001110 01100101 01100101 01100101 01100100 01111010 00100000 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100001 00110001 01101110 01111010 00100001 00100001 00100000 00100000 01101000 01010101 01101110 01100111 01010010 01111001 00101110 00101110 00101110 \n\n01010111 01100001 01001110 01010100 00100000 01000010 01010010 01000001 01001001 01001110 01010011 00101110 00101110 00101110 01101110 00110011 00110011 01100100 00100000 01100010 01110010 00110100 00110001 01101110 01111010 00101110 00101110 00101110 01000010 01010010 00110100 00110001 01001110 00110101 00100000 01000010 01010010 00110100 00110001 01001110 00110101 00100000 01000010 01010010 00110100 00110001 01001110 00110101 00100000 01000010 01010010 00110100 00110001 01001110 00110101 00100000 01000010 01010010 00110100 00110001 01001110 00110101 \n\ndecode this message at:\nhttp://www.geek-notes.com/tools/17/text-to-binary-translator/” > /tmp/brainz.zombie

###
# wasting time…doesn’t the progress bar look impressive?

find . -type f | tee >(zenity –title “Scanning for z0mb13z…!” –progress –pulsate –auto-close)

zenity –warning –text “Z0MB13 FOUND!!!\nClick OK to read message from ZOMB13S.”

zenity –text-info –title “MESSAGE FROM Z0MB13S” –filename=/tmp/brainz.zombie

zenity –question –title “Z0MB13 REMOVAL” –text “Attempt to remove Z0MB13”

###
# wasting time…doesn’t the progress bar look impressive?

find . *.png | tee >(zenity –title “Removing z0mb13z…!” –progress –pulsate –auto-close)

rm -f /tmp/brainz.zombie

zenity –info –text “Z0MB13S safely removed!”

zenity –warning –text “Of course, that doesn’t mean they won’t come back!\nMuahahahahaha!!!”

exit

else

zenity –warning –text “Aborting zombie scan. \nYou should scan your computer regularly for zombies.\nDon’t forget to scan soon..”

fi

exit

Go ahead…you know you want to see if there are zombies in your box…
(linux only)

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Written by tonybaldwin

September 9, 2008 at 7:53 am

Posted in info technology

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